Grumpy Old Women - Live!

Grumpy Old Women - Live 2! Chin Up Britain - The Grumpies Fight Back - Yes they're back and they're grumpier than ever!

"The perfect ticket... more uplifting than a reinforced Wonderbra"
The London Evening Standard

A brand spanking new show from three of Britain's Top Grumps, including; Jenny "the spleen burster" Eclair - the original grump and star of many grumpy shows including the West End run and the tour of Australia. Wendi "mad dog" Peters - the all singing, all dancing ex Corrie grrrrrrrrump; and finally the Queen of Soap, Stage and taking things back to Marks and Spencers, Ms Susie "the huffer" Blake, (looks like a normal middle aged woman - but scarier). Ninety minutes of advanced Grumping - plus vital tips on getting through these gloomy days the Grumpy way!

"A slickly scripted evening of comedy" The Times

Including... Beauty on a budget (using items you might find under the sink), how to be dance appropriate and the joy of fresh air.

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Grumpy Old Women - Live Tour 2009

  • Cheltenham - Everyman Theatre - 28 to 30 September 2009
  • Buxton - Opera House - Thursday 1 October 2009
  • Salford - The Lowry - Friday 2 October 2009
  • Cambridge - Cambridge Corn Exchange - Saturday 3 October 2009
  • Newcastle - Theatre Royal - Sunday 4 October 2009
  • Dartford - Orchard Theatre - Wednesday 7 October 2009
  • Kings Lynn - Corn Exchange - Thursday 8 October 2009
  • Leamington Spa - Royal Spa Centre - Friday 9 October 2009
  • Nottingham - Playhouse - Saturday 10 October 2009
  • Windsor - Theatre Royal - Sunday 11 October 2009
  • Preston - Charter Theatre - Monday 12 October 2009
  • Reading - Hexagon Theatre - Wednesday 14 October 2009
  • Jersey - Jersey Opera House - Friday 16 October 2009
  • Brighton - Brighton Dome - Monday 19 October 2009
  • Southend - Cliffs Pavillion - Tuesday 20 October 2009
  • St Albans - Alban Arena - Wednesday 21 October 2009
  • Dorking - Dorking Halls - Thursday 22 October 2009
  • Newbury - Newbury Corn Exchange - Friday 23 October 2009
  • Bradford - St Georges Hall - Saturday 24 October 2009
  • Harrogate - Harrogate Theatre - Tuesday 27 October 2009
  • Derby - Assembly Rooms Derby - Wednesday 28 October 2009
  • Bridlington - Bridlington Spa Centre - Thursday 29 October 2009
  • Birmingham - Alexandra Theatre - Friday 30 October 2009
  • Middlesborough - Town Hall - Saturday 31 October 2009
  • Stoke - Victoria Hall - Sunday 1 November 2009
  • Aldershot - Princes Hall - Tuesday 3 November 2009
  • Salisbury - Salisbury City Hall - Wednesday 4 November 2009
  • Cardiff - Wales Millennium Centre - Thursday 5 November 2009
  • Peterborough - The Cresset - Friday 6 November 2009
  • Blackburn - King George's Hall - Saturday 7 November 2009
  • Aberdeen - Music Hall - Monday 9 November 2009
  • Sunderland - Empire - Wednesday 11 November 2009
  • Hull - Hull City Hall - Thursday 12 November 2009
  • Scarborough - Futurist Theatre - Friday 13 November 2009
  • Liverpool - Empire Theatre - Sunday 15 November 2009
  • Grimsby - Grimsby Auditorium - Monday 16 November 2009
  • Manchester - Opera House - Tuesday 17 November 2009
  • Basingstoke - The Anvil - Thursday 19 November 2009
  • Chatham - Central Theatre - Friday 20 November 2009
  • Tunbridge Wells - Assembly Theatre - Saturday 21 November 2009
  • Torquay - Princess Theatre - Tuesday 24 November 2009
  • North Devon - North Devon Theatre - Wednesday 25 November 2009
  • Southampton - Guildhall - Friday 27 November 2009
  • Llandudno - Venue Cymru - Saturday 28 November 2009
  • York - Grand Opera House - Sunday 29 November 2009
  • Edinburgh - Festival Theatre - Monday 30 November 2009
  • Bedford - Bedford Corn Exchange - Wednesday 2 December 2009
  • Ipswich - Ipswich Corn Exchange - Thursday 3 December 2009
  • Hastings - White Rock Theatre - Friday 4 December 2009
  • Plymouth - Plymouth Pavilions - Sunday 6 December 2009
  • Leicester - De Montfort Hall - Wednesday 9 December 2009
  • Eastbourne - Eastbourne Theatre - Thursday 10 December 2009

Grumpy Old Women - Live! 2007

Following the sell out UK tour last year, which included a run in London's West End, the Grumpy Old Women are back on the road in 2007 touring by popular Grumpy demand. Starring Denis Black, Britt Ekland and Dillie Keane. (Casting subject to change).

"This rampaging, rumbustious show is tailor-made for women" The Daily Mail

Have you reached that certain age? Are you more likely to be shaking your rolling pin than your booty? Are you a little bit hot, a little bit hairy? Then join the Grumpy Old Women for a live grump fest. Three furious females take to the stage for an orgy of middle aged mayhem, 90 minutes of theatrical HRT with not a thong in sight. Treading the boards and making them creak across the country, watch out, the Grumpy Old Women are coming to a theatre near you... Don't forget your bifocals. Grumpy Old Women Live is written by Jenny Eclair and Judith Holder. The stage production is directed by Hannah Chissick.

    Grumpy Old Women - 2007 Tour Dates:
  • Basildon - Towngate Theatre - 26 September 2007
  • Cambridge - Corn Exchange Theatre - 27 September 2007
  • Folkestone - Leas Cliff Hall Theatre - 29 September 2007
  • Ipswich - Regent Theatre - 2 October 2007
  • Brighton - Dome Theatre - 5 October 2007
  • Peterborough - Broadway Theatre - 6 October 2007
  • Wimbledon - New Wimbledon Theatre - 7 October 2007
  • Leicester - De Montfort Hall - 8 October 2007
  • Bournemouth - Pavilion Theatre - 11 October 2007
  • Birmingham - Alexandra Theatre - 12 October 2007
  • Stoke - Regents Theatre - 14 October 2007
  • Cardiff - Wales Millennium Centre - 15 October 2007
  • Warwick - Arts Centre - 17 October 2007
  • Torquay - Princess Theatre - 18 October 2007
  • Newcastle - Theatre Royal - 21 October 2007
  • Buxton - Opera House Theatre - 22 October 2007
  • Nottingham - Royal Concert Hall - 23 October 2007
  • Oxford - New Theatre - 24 October 2007
  • Manchester - Opera House Theatre - 27 October 2007
  • Grimsby - Auditorium Theatre - 28 October 2007
  • Belfast - Opera House Theatre - 31 October 2007
  • Dublin - Helix Theatre - 1 November 2007
  • Northampton - Derngate Theatre - 4 November 2007
  • Blackburn - King George's Hall - 7 November 2007
  • Llandudno - Venue Cymru - 10 November 2007
  • Glasgow - Theatre Royal - 11 November 2007
  • Aberdeen - His Majesty's Theatre - 12 and 13 November 2007
  • Southend - Cliffs Pavilion - 15 November 2007
  • Tunbridge Wells - Assembly Hall Theatre - 17 November 2007
  • Eastbourne - Congress Theatre - 19 November 2007
  • Jersey - Opera House Theatre - 22 and 23 November 2007
  • Preston - Charter Theatre - 25 November 2007
  • York - Grand Opera House - 26 November 2007
  • St Albans - Alban Arena Theatre - 27 November 2007
  • Skegness - Embassy Theatre - 28 November 2007
  • Southport - Southport Theatre - 29 November 2007
  • Bradford - St George's Hall - 1 December 2007
  • Sunderland - Empire Theatre - 2 December 2007
  • Edinburgh - Festival Theatre - 3 December 2007

The 2007 UK Tour of Grumpy Old Women Live starred Denise Black, Britt Ekland and Dillie Keane

Denise Black is, by her own admission, a superb actress. She wouldn't be grumpy at all if it weren't for other people. She is probably best known for starring as hairdresser Denise Osbourne in Coronation Street, a role she played from 1992 until 1996, with a brief comeback to woo Ken again this year. Prior to her career on screen, Denise had - and continues to have - a passionate interest in theatre and music. Her first job was with the Actor's Touring Company, performing plays around the globe, including the South American continent, Israel, Greece, Yugoslavia and the Orkney Islands. Denise currently lives in Brighton - the graveyard of ambition - with husband Paul, children Sam and Dandy and two dogs.

Internationally acknowledged as one of the world's most beautiful women, Britt Ekland was born in Stockholm, Sweden. Her career was launched at the age of fifteen when she appeared in a toothpaste commercial. She then attended drama school for two years and gained acting experience as a member of a touring theatre company. A small role in an Alberto Sordi movie in Sweden led to her first feature, Il Commendante, in Rome. The next stop was in London for the lead in the television drama, A Cold Peace. Then it was back to Rome to star with Peter Sellers in After the Fox, directed by Vittorio De Sica. Britt has since starred in over thirty feature films and has made countless television appearances around the world. Britt Ekland is a proud Patron of the Alzheimer's Society.

Dillie Keane has been a show off since childhood and her family were very happy that she found a career that paid her for it. Most famously she founded the international cabaret trio, Fascinating Aida, who played six seasons in London's West End, various runs off-Broadway New, plus San Francisco, Singapore, Kenya, New Zealand and several tours of Australia including a month at the Sydney Opera House. Fascinating Aida were nominated for three Olivier Awards and a Drama Desk Award in New York. Dillie's television and film credits include Grumpy Old Women (BBC TWO) and little else that anyone would remember. In fact, most of them were so appalling that she has erased them from her own memory. Last year, she was awarded a Doctorate of Letters by the University of Portsmouth as an acknowledgement of her career in the theatre and also for her continuing links with the city. She is very pleased to be a patron of the Kings Theatre, Southsea, where she grew up and didn't realise she was at school with Denise Black.

Grumpy Old Women - Live! 2006

    Grumpy Old Women - 2006 Tour Dates:
  • High Wycombe - Swan Theatre - Firday 21 April 2006
  • Nottingham - Playhouse - Saturday 22 April 2006
  • Bristol - Hippodrome - Monday 24 April 2006
  • Southampton - Guildhall - Wednesday 26 April 2006
  • Dorking - Dorking Halls - Thursday 27 April 2006
  • Coventry - Warwick Arts Centre - Friday 28 April 2006
  • Peterborough - Broadway Theatre - Saturday 29 April 2006
  • Cambridge - Corn Exchange - Monday 1 May 2006
  • Grimsby - Auditorium - Tuesday 2 May 2006
  • Northampton - The Deco - Wednesday 3 May 2006
  • Bradford - St George's Hall - Friday 5 May 2006
  • Newcastle - Theatre Royal - Sunday 7 May 2006
  • Tunbridge Wells - Assembly Hall Theatre - Monday 8 May 2006
  • York - Grand Opera House - Tuesday 9 May 2006
  • Leamington Spa - Royal Spa Centre - Wednesday 10 May 2006
  • Stoke on Trent - Victoria Hall - Thursday 11 May 2006
  • Llandudno - North Wales Theatre - Saturday 13 May 2006
  • Liverpool - Empire - Sunday 14 May 2006
  • Bromley - Churchill Theatre - Monday 15 May 2006
  • Kings Lynn - Corn Exchange - Tuesday 16 May 2006
  • Chatham - Central Theatre - Wednesday 17 May 2006
  • Ipswich - Corn Exchange - Thursday 18 May 2006
  • St Albans - The Alban Arena - Friday 19 May 2006
  • Reading - Hexagon Theatre - Saturday 20 May 2006
  • Richmond - Richmond Theatre - Sunday 21 May 2006
  • Halifax - Victoria Theatre - Tuesday 23 May 2006
  • Edinburgh - Festival Theatre - Thursday 25 May 2006
  • Oxford - New Theatre - Friday 26 May 2006
  • Derby - Assembly Rooms - Saturday 27 May 2006
  • Milton Keynes - Milton Keynes Theatre - Sunday 28 May 2006
  • Dartford - The Orchard - Tuesday 30 May 2006
  • Manchester - Opera House - Wednesday 31 May 2006
  • Birmingham - Alexandra Theatre - Thursday 1 June 2006
  • Leicester - De Montfort Hall - Friday 2 June 2006
  • Basingstoke - The Anvil - Saturday 3 June 2006
  • Cardiff - Wales Millennium Centre - Sunday 4 June 2006
  • Croydon - Fairfield Halls - Wednesday 7 to Friday 9 June 2006
  • London West End - Lyric Theatre - Wed 14 June to Sat 15 July 2006
  • Basildon - Towngate Theatre - Tuesday 3 October 2006
  • Croydon - Fairfield Halls - Wednesday 4 and Thursday 5 October 2006
  • Brighton - The Dome Theatre - Friday 6 and Saturday 7 October 2006
  • Wimbledon - New Wimbledon Theatre - Sunday 8 October 2006
  • Bristol - Hippodrome Theatre - Monday 9 October 2006
  • Stockport - The Plaza Theatre - Thursday 12 October 2006
  • Edinburgh - Festival Theatre - Saturday 14 October 2006
  • Sunderland - Empire Theatre - Sunday 15 October 2006
  • Reading - Hexagon - Monday 16 October 2006
  • St Albans - Alban Arena - Wednesday 18 October 2006
  • Reading - Hexagon - Thursday 19 October 2006
  • Nottingham - Playhouse Theatre - Fri 20 and Sat 21 October 2006
  • Bromley - Churchill Theatre - Sunday 22 October 2006
  • Cambridge - Corn Exchange - Tuesday 24 October 2006
  • Stoke on Trent - Victoria Hall - Wednesday 25 October 2006
  • Southend on Sea - Cliffs Pavilion - Friday 27 October 2006
  • Glasgow - Kings Theatre - Sunday 29 October 2006
  • Buxton - Opera House - Monday 30 October 2006
  • Hayes - The Beck Theatre - Tuesday 31 October 2006
  • Bradford - St George's Hall - Friday 3 November 2006
  • Hastings - White Rock Theatre - Saturday 4 November 2006
  • Woking - New Victoria Theatre - Sunday 5 November 2007
  • Aberdeen - Music Hall - Tuesday 7 November 2006
  • Cheltenham - Everyman Theatre - Thurs 9 to Sat 11 November 2006
  • Aldershot - Princes Hall - Monday 13 and Tuesday 14 November 2006
  • Salisbury - City Hall - Wednesday 15 November 2006
  • Northampton - The Deco Theatre - Thurs 16 and Fri 17 November 2006
  • Richmond, Surrey - Richmond Theatre - Sunday 19 November 2006
  • Tunbridge Wells - Assembly Hall - Mon 20 and Tues 21 November 2006
  • Basingstoke - Anvil - Wednesday 22 November 2006
  • Dorking - Dorking Halls - Friday 24 November 2006
  • Birmingham - Alexandra Theatre - Sunday 26 November 2006
  • Bedworth - Civic Hall - Monday 27 November 2006
  • York - Grand Opera House - Tuesday 28 November 2006
  • Peterborough - Broadway Theatre - Thursday 30 November 2006
  • Ipswich - Corn Exchange - Friday 1 December 2006
  • Oxford - New Theatre - Monday 4 December 2006
  • Liverpool - Royal Court Theatre - Tuesday 5 December 2006
  • Warwick - Warwick Arts Centre - Thurs 7 and Fri 8 December 2006
  • Leicester - De Montfort Hall - Saturday 9 December 2006

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