Beck Theatre, Hayes

Beck Theatre in Hayes, Middlesex
Grange Road, Hayes, Middlesex, UB3 2UE Street map

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Winter Spring 2007 Season at The Beck Theatre in Hayes

Russian Cossack State Dance Company
Wednesday 28 March 2007
Direct from Moscow, this sensational company of 50 dancers, musicians and singers is Russia's premiere Cossack Dance Troupe. The Russian Cossacks are a world-class company presenting a dynamic production packed with energy, passion and excitement performed to a live orchestra. The dancers will amaze you with their skilful dexterity and incredible acrobatic feats in this breathtaking dance spectacular! Early booking for this show at The Beck Theatre in Hayes is recommended. "The Russian Cossacks Show can best be summed up in one word; exhilarating!" (The Daily Telegraph), "Forget Riverdance - this is folk art at it's finest" (The Times).

Chas 'n' Dave
Thursday 29 March 2007
Share a Laugh with Cockney favourites Chas and Dave. Performing amongst others Rabbit, Ain't No Pleasing You, The Sideboard Song and Gertcha.

Quantum Leap
Saturday 31 March and Sunday 1 April 2007

Miss Potter
Monday 2 April 2007

Punt and Dennis
Tuesday 3 April 2007
Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis take to the stage of The Beck Theatre in Hayes Middlesex as part of their first live tour since the 2005 sellout tour 'Grown Men in Public'. The stars of BBC Radio 4's The Now Show and BBC Radio 2's It's Been a Bad Week, first found fame as one half of legendary cult sketch show 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience'. Since then their reputations as both writers and performers have grown enormously. Their brand of sharp satirical comedy can currently be enjoyed on BBC2's Mock The Week, where Steve is a principal writer and Hugh appears regularly as a guest panelist.

Big Time American Wrestling
Friday 6 April 2007
Top USA wrestlers take on the Best of British in 2 hours of family entertainment that must be seen to be believed!

Rainbow: Live
Wednesday 11 April 2007
Stars of the top children's television programme Rainbow take to the stage in a brand new theatre show. So come along to the Beck Theatre in Hayes Middlesex and join TV legends Zippy, George and Bungle as they get up to all kinds of fun and frolics in a non-stop live show full of zip! Rainbow Live! features all of the ingredients associated with the popular TV show including sing-a-long songs, games and lots of giggles and promises to appeal to both children and adults alike.

Dance Extravaganza
Thursday 12 and Friday 13 April 2007

Circus Hilarious 2007
Saturday 14 April 2007
Circus Hilarious (The Circus of Laughter) presents Laughin’ all over the World at The Beck Hayes Theatre - a brand new production for 2007 for all the family: Mums, Dads, Grannies, Granddads, kids of all ages – join the trip of a lifetime! Panto and circus favourites, Clive Webb and Danny Adams, assisted by award winning clown Cousin Timoni,take you into their world where madness and mayhem rein supreme, with a special appearance of Clownforce - the world’s only clown rock band. Plus international speciality acts an the lovely Jodi Crump Dancers. All the fun, thrills and excitement of the circus backed up by superb special effects, fabulous lighting and sound.

Joe Longthorne
Sunday 15 April 2007
The talented Joe Longthorne began his career over three decades ago with appearances on Junior Showtime, followed by grounding on the tough Northern club circuit. His big break came in 1981 when he was a finalist on London Weekend Television's Search for a Star and this lead to appearances at the London Palladium with Bob Hope and The Talk of the Town. A short time later, Joe received the Variety Club of Britain award as Most Promising Artiste of the Year. Television specials in the UK and USA followed. Joe's repertoire of voices is endless and includes hundreds of the world's top singers. During his career, Joe has received gold and platinum discs for his albums, enjoyed sell-out concerts at the Royal Albert Hall, as well as touring Australia several times. Now, Joe is looking forward to new challenges, new songs to sing and new audiences to thrill when he comes to the Hayes Beck Theatre for one night only!

Foster and Allen
Monday 16 April 2007
Foster and Allen bring their 2007 UK tour to The Hayes Theatre Beck for one night only. The beautiful melodies of Foster and Allen have made them a phenomonal success all over the world. Since their first hit record in 1978 they have gone on to record 18 gold award winning albums and tour the world extensively many times. Don't miss this opportunity to spend a wonderful evening being serenaded by this well-loved irish duo who have been together for more than 30 years and still going strong. Foster and allen have just released their new album 'Foster and Allen at the Movies', featuring classic movie tracks. The album is already at the top of the charts proving yet again their enduring popularity.

Jimmy Carr
Tuesday 17 April 2007
Warm up for DVD 3 record. Material from 'Off the Telly' and 'Gag Reflex' tours. Over 16's only.

Swan Lake
Wednesday 18 April 2007
Presented at The Beck Theatre Hayes by The Vienna Festival Ballet.

Spirit Of Broadway
Thursday 19 April 2007
This glamorous, high energy Broadway extravaganza features an international cast of singers and the highest kicking chorus girls this side of New York! The huge cast bring you a red-hot performance that lights up the town with dazzling highlights from Broadway's greatest shows. Chicago, Cabaret, Grease, 42nd Street, Les Miserables, Cats, A Chorus Line, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and lots more. Be entertained New York style! Enjoy your favourite Broadway hits and experience the excitement of Broadway in this award-winning glittering spectacular.

Nabba South East Area Bodybuilding Show
Saturday 21 April 2007

ReelinandaRockin
Tuesday 24 April 2007
ReelinandaRockin is back in 2007 for a UK tour with new songs, new routines and new names - Dave Berry, Dave Dee, Chip Hawkes, Barry Ryan, Susan Maughan and, of course, the Big Beat Band and Singers. Over the last five years, the show has toured Australia four times, and been the star attraction on the QE11 three times, along with numerous trips into Europe, in particular Scandinavia, where it has proved an enormous success. This really is the greatest sixties show ever with non stop hits by the original stars!.

Thoroughly Modern Millie - Beck Youth Theatre
Friday 27 and Saturday 28 April 2007

Hairdressing Apprentices Present the Force
Monday 30 April 2007
On sale Wednesday 3 January 2007

Elvis In Concert the Vegas Years
Saturday 5 May 2007
At last a show written by Elvis fans for Elvis fans. Richard Atkins gives an unrivalled portrayal of The King. He has the voice, movements and mannerisms polished to perfection. The energy of his performance oozes raw sex appeal. This is a stunningly accurate tribute to the greatest entertainer of the 20th century.

Make Way for Noddy
Sunday 6 to Tuesday 8 May 2007
Make Way for Noddy! Don't miss Noddy when he comes to the Beck Theatre Hayes in this show that is ideally suited for 2 to 6 year olds and is full of fun, humour and audience participation for all the family. Noddy is planning a tea party for his Toyland friends. Nod along with Noddy, clap your hands and join in all the fun as Big Ears and Tessie Bear help Noddy make delicious Googleberry muffins. Martha Monkey, Mr Sparks, Dinah Doll and Bumbpy Dog can hardly wait for the party to begin!

The Chuckle Brothers
Saturday 12 May 2007
Bring the whole family along to Beck Theatre in Hayes Middlesex for another Madcap adventure with Britain's favourite Double Act. Paul and Barry (It’s the Chuckle Brothers) decide to go and visit their long lost relative. They have sent a letter (to no reply) but just assume he got it anyway? However when they arrive they find, to their disappointment and amazement, that there has been a mistake. Just their bad luck! Worst of all, they find themselves in a hotel that is haunted... Oh Dear! Oh Dear! How are our hapless brothers going to get out of this mess? Don't miss the Chuckle Brothers in their brand new show that promises fun for all the Family from 3 to 103.

Mr Capital City Classic 2007
Sunday 13 May 2007

Dreamgirls - Movie
Monday 14 May 2007

Notes On a Scandal - Movie
Tuesday 15 May 2007

Beyond the Barricade
Wednesday 23 May 2007
Now in its' 8th record-breaking year, the UK's leading musical theatre concert appears at The Beck Theatre in Hayes Middlesex for one night only featuring songs from some of the world's greatest musicals. This cast of past principal performers from Les Miserables perform songs from Miss Saigon, The Lion King, Tell Me on a Sunday, Phantom Of the Opera, We Will Rock You, Chicago, Blood Brothers and many more, climaxing with a spectacular finale from, of course, Les Miserables!

Brum
Saturday 26 May 2007
Hold on to your seats; everyone's favourite super-brave, supercar is on his way to the Beck Theatre Hayes! Yes, it's Brum! – live on stage. Come along and see our superstar hero bring his special brand of magic to life. Watch in wonder as he performs amazing stunts and fearless feats, saving the crazy residents of the Big Town from mishap and mischief. Brum meets plenty of old friends along the way, including the Traffic Policeman and Granny Slippers as they try to solve the mysterious disappearance of some of Big Town's valuables. But with your help, no baddie is going to get the better of our intrepid hero. This brand new, ninety minute show promises a fast moving mix of fun, laughter, music and song for 3 to 7 year olds.

TJ Higgs - an Evening of Clairvoyance
Wednesday 30 May 2007

We'll Meet Again
Thursday 31 May 2007
A talented cast of singers, comedians and musicians recall the heyday of Wartime entertainment with a Tribute to the great stars - Bing Crosby, Donald Peers, George Formby, Max Miller, Gracie Fields, Vera Lynn, Tessie O'Shea. A recollection of the days when the spirit of Britain was at it's highest. An era to be proud of. Starring Steve Barclay, Andy Eastwood, Shelly James, Tony Leyton, Mervyn Francis and the Martyn St James Band. Back again by special request with a new programme.

The Searchers
Saturday 2 June 2007
With such classic hits as Sweets For My Sweet; Needles and Pins; Don't Throw Your Love Away and When You Walk In The Room, The Searchers have contributed enormously to the British music industry, with record sales well in excess of 30 million. Their fully self-contained, two and a half hour concert includes all their famous hits, plus many of their seldom-performed album tracks, B-sides and a selection of other collector favourites.

Becoming Jane - Movie
Monday 4 June 2007

Pam Ann
Wednesday 6 June 2007
Glamorous, hilarious and outrageous Pam Ann is the quintessential air-hostess (circa 1968). She'll take you on an extraordinary journey – from boarding to landing and she'll do it her way. She's caustic, she's blunt, she's biting and this time she's brought reinforcements. Meet old favourites Mona the BA bitch, Donna from Easyjet (who dreams that one day she'll fly over water) and new characters Sarah the Virgin slut and Valerie from American Airlines (she's been flying since 1932 and her feet have never touched the ground). Fasten your seatbelts, stow your designer hand luggage and join Pam and her one world alliance for the flight of your life for one night only at The Beck Theatre Hayes Middlesex. This show contains strong language.

That'll Be the Day
Thursday 7 June 2007
Get ready to party as the legendary That'll Be The Day, the nation's favourite rock'n'roll variety show comes to the Hayes Beck Theatre with a Brand New Summer Spectacular of knock-out hits from the 1950s, 60s and 70s, with loads of new zany comedy thrown in too! Now in its 20th year of touring continuously in the UK and Europe, That'll Be The Day is living proof that Rock'n'Roll will never die!

Abba Gold
Saturday 9 June 2007

Syd Lawrence Orchestra
Sunday 10 June 2007
The fabulous Syd Lawrence Orchestra - from the music of Glenn Miller to the songs of Sinatra. The Syd Lawrence Orchestra has been thrilling audiences with concerts and dances for over 35 years, touring all over Great Britain and Continental Europe with over 150 performances each year.

Halfway To Paradise - the Billy Fury Story
Thursday 14 June 2007
Featuring Colin Gold - A voice blessed in heaven with Billy Fury's original Fury's Tornados.

Let's Make a Song and a Dance!
Saturday 16 June 2007

Central Band of the Royal British Legion
Sunday 17 June 2007

Big Time American Wrestling
Friday 22 June 2007

High School Musical
Friday 29 June to Sunday 1 July 2007
Disney Channel's smash hit movie musical comes to life on stage in this amateur youth production at The Beck Theatre Hayes. Songtime Theatre Arts brings you the new exciting musical 'High School Musical' based on the hit Disney movie that has become an international phenomena. High School Musical follows Troy, the popular high school basketball star and Gabriella, a shy bookworm who discover their shared passion for singing. When they both try out for the lead roles in East High's school musical, it sends their peers into a tizzy. The 'jocks' and the 'brainiacs' hatch plots to keep Troy and Gabriella from sharing the stage in an attempt to restore order to the social cliques.

Roy 'Chubby' Brown
Tuesday 3 and Wednesday 4 July 2007
Roy 'Chubby' Brown is a comic genius and one of the funniest comedians in the world comes to the Beck Theatre in Hayes Middlesex for one night only! His outrageous performances are considered unsuitable for mainstream television but his video's and DVDs sell in their millions. His live concerts are legendary and every theatre and concert hall in the UK has put up the 'Sold Out' signs when he has appeared. Please Note: If you are easily offended please stay at home.

The Commitments
Thursday 5 July 2007
All the Heart! All the Soul! All The Music! BAFTA Winner and Oscar-Nominated 'World's Hardest Working Band' celebrate the release of New 2-Disc Collectors' Edition DVD of The Commitments movie. Dick Massey and Kenneth McCluskey with Joe Walsh, Karen Coleman, Claire Malone, Danny Healy, Bob Hunt, Darragh O'Kelly and Andreas Nolan.

The Legends of Las Vegas
Friday 6 July 2007

Dancing Into Summer
Sunday 15 July 2007

Remember When
Tuesday 17 July 2007

Sparkle! Dazzle! Dance!
Friday 20 and Saturday 21 July 2007

Tony Stockwell
Thursday 6 September 2007

The Best Blues Brothers Show In the World - Ever!
Friday 21 September 2007

Frank Skinner
Thursday 27 September 2007
Frank Skinner, one of the country's finest and funniest comedians, returns to live stand-up, a decade since he played his last major live gig – to a record-breaking packed house at London's Battersea Power Station. Don't miss him when he comes to The Hayes Beck Theatre in Middlesex for one night only! Over the last ten years Frank Skinner has become a predominant name in entertainment, starring in numerous smash hit TV comedy shows, including Fantasy Football, The Frank Skinner Show, and Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. Now you can experience Frank's wicked sense of humour in this completely uncensored, totally live, and positively hilarious brand new show. Book now to avoid disappointment. This show is not for the faint hearted.

Elvis On Tour
Friday 28 September 2007
Voted 2005 outright 'best in the world' winner of Canada's annual prestigious Elvis Festival - the award winning 'Elvis: The Legend Continues' features a full evening show from the early days of 'pure hip-swivelling' rock'n'roll to the 'Come Back Special'. This Las Vegas style production features Lee 'Memphis' King, his orchestra/band and singers.

Tommy Fleming
Thursday 4 October 2007

Five Star Swing - Swing N Sinatra
Thursday 11 October 2007
An exciting night with hits from the Rat Pack, Nat King Cole and Ella Fitzgerald. The Best of Swing and Jazz from Glenn Miller to Rhythm'n'Blues. Performing a broad selection of songs you'll know and love from the Swing era - from Benny Goodman and Glenn Miller through to songs hits Mr Bojangles and Bad Bad Leroy Brown, plus foot stomping Rhythm and Blues / Jazz. The show is performed by Five Star Swing - an eight-piece band containing three multi-instrumentalists / vocalists and lead by Chris and Simone Smith. Chris, who's varied career has taken him from Jazz festivals to Top of the Pops , uses his experience gained in playing and writing for Glenn Miller's Brother (Herb Miller) to bring the songs to life. Saxophonist and vocalist, Simone, has performed with the New Squadroniares and played Lead Alto Saxophone in the later days of the Ivy Benson show band. The show has a great appeal for all age groups and so far have all been a sell-out!

Tim Minchin
Friday 12 October 2007
In 2005, Australian Tim Minchin became the most talked-about comedy act of the Edinburgh fringe, garnering sell-out shows, 5-star reviews and the Perrier Best Newcomer Award for his debut show, ‘Dark Side’. In 2006, Tim returned to Edinburgh with his brand new, dark and brilliant show, ‘So Rock’. Evolution, childhood obesity, spiders and Sigmund Freud, all charmingly channeled through the fast fingers and acid tongue of one of the must-see acts of the year. He is the winner of the ‘2005 Edinburgh Festival Perrier Newcomer Award’, the ‘Directors Award’ at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and now he's stuck the best bits of his critically acclaimed shows together and is taking it on the road. Don't miss him when he visits The Hayes Beck Theatre this October as part of his UK tour.

Jenny Eclair
Tuesday 16 October 2007
After the mad success of 'Grumpy Old Women', self appointed Grumpy team captain Jenny Eclair has ditched the other 'old bags' and decided to go solo when she comes to The Beck Theatre in Hayes Middlesex this October. After six years of writing books (OK one book), hosting radio shows, doing plays and hanging out with the 'Grumpy posse', Jenny Eclair returns with a brand new stand-up show. (Obviously she won't be standing up all the time; she'll need to sit down now and again to stop her ankles swelling). So… expect lots of stuff about being on the mad side of forty, the odd joke about front bottoms and a bit of swearing. Men, accompanied or on the loose, most welcome but under sixteen's will be horribly embarrassed.

Roll Out the Barrel
Wednesday 31 October 2007
Terry Bradford and Sussie Arvesen take you on a gloriously happy musical trip down memory lane at the Hayes Beck Theatre. Roll back the years and bring back the memories with this feast of non-stop nostalgia. Classic songs that will have you singing along from beginning to end, including musical hall memories, show songs, cockney sing-a-longs and the songs of Flanagan and Allen.

Lee Mack
Monday 5 November 2007
Following the huge success of his 40-date UK tour earlier this year which completely sold out, the BAFTA award winner and star of BBC Radio 2's The Lee Mack Show has added extra Autumn dates due to massive popular demand. Lee returns to touring fresh from recording his new BBC1 primetime sitcom Not Going Out which will be broadcast later this year. Lee Mack is fast becoming one of the UK's most recognisable and celebrated comics. His relentless determination to have fun is marvellously infectious and leaves his audience overwhelmed by laughter.

Colin Fry
Thursday 15 November 2007

Getting Ready for Christmas
Tuesday 27 November 2007

Abba Mania
Wednesday 28 and Thursday 29 November 2007
If you’re looking for an excuse to party, reminisce or simply be entertained by the best music there has ever been then get yourself down to the Beck Theatre in Hayes Middlesex for a night you'll never forget. Join in and enjoy all your favourites including Mamma Mia, Voulez Vous and Dancing Queen.

Magic: A Kind of Queen
Friday 30 November 2007
Magic were formed in 1974, just as Queen were reaching the height of their popularity. Over the past 25 plus years Magic have built their reputation and following, performing material of great complexity both vocally and instrumentally to an incredibly high standard. Since 1993, Magic have dedicated a full concert to the music of Freddie Mercury and Queen. There is no attempt to emulate Queen visually in their concert, but rather to celebrate the music of one of the greatest bands of all time by performing it superbly, live, and better than anyone else, with the exception, perhaps, of the originals, Queen themselves!